Shipping Policy

Thank you for visiting and shopping at Drink the Paint Water. 

Domestic Shipping Policy

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 2–3 business days of receipt. Orders are not processed or shipped from Friday, 12 pm EST through Sunday, or holidays.

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. If your shipment experiences a significant delay, we will contact you via email or phone.

Shipping rates and delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.

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Order AmountStandard Ground Shipping
(1–7 business days)FedEx Ground
(3–7 business days)$0–$49.99$5.95$9.95$50.00+*Free*Free

*Free shipping on orders of $50 or more.

Overnight delivery is only available for orders with delivery addresses within the continental United States.

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Shipment to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses

Drink the Paint Water ships to addresses within the US, US Territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses.

Shipment Confirmation and Order Tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email with your tracking number once your order has shipped. The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties, and Taxes

Drink the Paint Water is not responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the customer’s responsibility (including tariffs, taxes, and other costs).

Damages

Drink the Paint Water is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you

received your order damaged, please file a claim with the shipment carrier. Save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

International Shipping Policy

We currently do not ship outside the continental US.

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Incorrect Shipping Addresses and Refused Delivery

We make every attempt to validate the shipping address provided at checkout to ensure it’s recognized as a valid address by the USPS. If we cannot validate the address, we will try to contact the customer to provide an updated address. If we cannot update the address, the order will be canceled and refunded.

Drink the Paint Water will not be held responsible if the customer provides the wrong shipping address and we cannot recover the package.

Missing or Stolen Shipments

If you didn’t receive your order, but the shipping carrier has reported that it was delivered, please let contact us as soon as possible.

We will file a claim with the shipping carrier. Local law enforcement will be involved. We will replace or refund your order when the investigation is complete. Allow up to 21 days for the investigation.

COMMERCIAL & EDITORIAL
ILLUSTRATION GALLERIES

Over the course of several decades I've had several opportunities to create fun and artistic solutions for a thriving menagerie of commercial and municipal clients.

In 2024, I was honored to win an APEX Award for Excellence in Design & Illustration for an illustration appearing in Concealed Carry Magazine.

Case Study: Wein & Saengerfest

The New Braunfels, Texas, Parks & Rec Dept. holds a lively annual street festival called Wein & Saengerfest. From 2008-2012, I was honored to produce original artwork for their official event posters. (Click images to expand.)